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    A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:

    Question:
    What is the truest definition of Globalization?
    Answer:
    Princess
    Diana’s
    Death.

    Question:
    How come?

    Answer :

    An
    English princess
    With an
    Egyptian boyfriend
    Crashes
    In a French tunnel,
    Riding in a
    German
    Car
    With a
    Dutch engine,
    Driven
    By a Belgian
    Who was
    Drunk
    On
    Scottish whisky,
    (check the bottle before you
    Change the spelling),
    Followed
    Closely by
    Italian
    Paparazzi,
    On
    Japanese motorcycles,
    Treated
    By an American doctor,
    Using
    Brazilian
    Medicines.
    This is
    Sent to you by
    A
    Canadian,
    Using
    American
    Bill Gates’ technology,
    Developed in Israel
    And
    You’re probably reading
    This on your computer,
    That
    Uses Taiwanese chips,
    And
    A
    Korean
    Monitor,
    Assembled
    By
    Bangladeshi
    Workers
    In a
    Singapore plant,
    Transported
    By Indian
    Truck drivers,
    Hijacked
    By Indonesians,
    Unloaded by
    Sicilian longshoremen,
    And
    Trucked to you by Mexican illegals…..

    That, my friends,
    Is Globalization !

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